Thursday, May 27, 2010

Battle Stations Bitches

In but a few short hours members of our select secret society will be witness to a glorious event, a monumental event, nay, a totally fucking awesome event. At a time roughly when the sun slips below the western horizon members of nV will once again connect their pc's to engage in a contest that has been celebrated since the dawn of man.

What is this contest you may ask. What could possibly be so glorious that a historian of such renown would follow it with such detail? What event could capture the attention, energy, heart, soul and mind of probably four people?

The answer to this riddle is simple, who the fuck is getting pwned first. Which one of you beetches, as my fellow colleague would say, is going to beetch out? Who will be the first man to put Christian in his place? Who will capture the most glorious screenshot for further documentation of some unfortunate player's dooshbaggery or beetchiness?

Many things await the gentlemen and Austin who are partaking in this summer's (to my knowledge) first major event and I wish good luck to you all.

May your mouses.. mices? run smoothly and your wits sharply. May Apollo bare his skrt to you and grant you his speed and remember, it is only fun if Christian loses.

good luck ladies, and keep me posted on what happens and results so I can document them properly in our chronicles.

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