In but a few short hours members of our select secret society will be witness to a glorious event, a monumental event, nay, a totally fucking awesome event. At a time roughly when the sun slips below the western horizon members of nV will once again connect their pc's to engage in a contest that has been celebrated since the dawn of man.
What is this contest you may ask. What could possibly be so glorious that a historian of such renown would follow it with such detail? What event could capture the attention, energy, heart, soul and mind of probably four people?
The answer to this riddle is simple, who the fuck is getting pwned first. Which one of you beetches, as my fellow colleague would say, is going to beetch out? Who will be the first man to put Christian in his place? Who will capture the most glorious screenshot for further documentation of some unfortunate player's dooshbaggery or beetchiness?
Many things await the gentlemen and Austin who are partaking in this summer's (to my knowledge) first major event and I wish good luck to you all.
May your mouses.. mices? run smoothly and your wits sharply. May Apollo bare his skrt to you and grant you his speed and remember, it is only fun if Christian loses.
good luck ladies, and keep me posted on what happens and results so I can document them properly in our chronicles.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Welcome
For you that do not know what nV is, kindly get the fuck out.
Bros, it is my pleasure to take upon the mantle of responsibility as our historian and documentarianition (documentarianinition. noun. 1.a person who records events and shit in a brofessional manner 2. a trimlined and more politically correct version of a documentarianist).
As the nV historian I will be posting all results and shit up here so if you were unable to attend a night of whatever were doing, you can at least read about how much Christian sucked and some of the stupid shit he inevitably said.
Constructive compliments are most welcome. However if you don't like the blog, it is probably because you are in fact, Christian.
"What games might we be lanning?" You might ask. I cannot see into the future but I may lay upon you some sage wisdom that I have picked up through my travels across this world and through deep philosophical conversations I have had with those much wiser than I.
This wisdom is stated as such. Who gives a fuck Christian? My level 44 barbarian is going to be dry humping the shit out of you until you fetch me a sammich.
Post some shit up here on dates you guys can and will throw down.
The summer hath started. Leteth the fucketh games commence!
Bros, it is my pleasure to take upon the mantle of responsibility as our historian and documentarianition (documentarianinition. noun. 1.a person who records events and shit in a brofessional manner 2. a trimlined and more politically correct version of a documentarianist).
As the nV historian I will be posting all results and shit up here so if you were unable to attend a night of whatever were doing, you can at least read about how much Christian sucked and some of the stupid shit he inevitably said.
Constructive compliments are most welcome. However if you don't like the blog, it is probably because you are in fact, Christian.
"What games might we be lanning?" You might ask. I cannot see into the future but I may lay upon you some sage wisdom that I have picked up through my travels across this world and through deep philosophical conversations I have had with those much wiser than I.
This wisdom is stated as such. Who gives a fuck Christian? My level 44 barbarian is going to be dry humping the shit out of you until you fetch me a sammich.
Post some shit up here on dates you guys can and will throw down.
The summer hath started. Leteth the fucketh games commence!
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